my dad went through my school blazer and found this, he called me into the living room and was like “I won’t tell mum but Annie.. why do you have marijuana in your school pockets ?” I’m like what the fuck… and he showed me this and I’m like “dad thats a vegetable packet I didn’t eat from my chicken noodles I had from lunch today.. Look closely you can see the carrots and peas..”
And his like “you’re a fucking little shit”
So I have a new blog and I just checked on here and it’s been since a month. I had a message from a cute guy saying I was cute. Now I feel like a total douche :l
tbh if you’re not giving me a rim job, what are you doing with your life?
Also, we don’t want you butthurt republicans in our country.
We really don’t. We’d like to enjoy our maple syrup and marijuana in peace.
They won’t want to stay once they learn that the wildlife is bilingual!